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The People Of …

 

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Those shoes are not blue nor are they suede.

How am I supposed to slap a ho without an essential part of my balanced breakfast?

Nothing says sanitary like a parrot in the produce section…

“What are you wearing sexy?” - Cowboy boots. “Ya, that’s hot.” – Pink velour pants.

“Ya I like that.” – a little green baby girl hoodie. “Oh damn, that sounds sexy.”

– and I kinda look like Gallagher. “Oh ya…wait…what?”

Let’s run through my rock star list…. Mullet? – check; big sunglasses? – check; heart shaped tattoo?

 – u know I love my mom; Cut jean shorts? – are there any other type of shorts?; wife beater tied at

the midriff – check;….. He is an official ROCK STAR!

I think I just sharted…

WTF???

Is that Rainbow Brite all grown up??

Is that a soccer ball?  A map of the solar system?  The structure of a sub-atomic particle?

I have absolutely no idea what to say…

Is that a gangster leotard?

Everyone loves a man in the yellow go-go boots!

Nice purse!

Do you see the flame shoes buddy? That means I will not think twice about karate chopping you

into the middle of next week!

AHH! I love the frozen food section… it tingles!

Umm… excuse me, sir…

At least the purse matches, right?

Rawr…

No, honey, it’s an ancient Egyptian symbol of prosperity, I swear!

I was wondering why you suddenly smelled better.

Every man has an NFL jersey AND pink short-shorts in their wardrobe, right?

I have the same outfit, only in red.

Just in case you had the urge…

Now all we need is Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem for a reunion tour.

Yes, you are seeing that correctly.  Old man + large, supple breast implants.

 

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Creativity of flight attendants during their safety speech is humorous...

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  WHO THINKS OF THESE THINGS?

 
 
 


 
 I am sure I would be so distracted I would crash......
 
 
 I love this one!!!!
 
 
 
 What a great paint job!!
 
   
  
  
 
   
  
  
 
   
  
  
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
 

 This is so amazingly clever.  Makes me wanna be in advertising.

 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 


 
 



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  A round watermelon can take up a lot of room in a refrigerator
  And the usually round fruit often sits awkwardly on refrigerator shelves.
  Smart Japanese Farmers have forced their watermelons to grow into a
  square shape by inserting the melons into square, tempered glass cases
  While the fruit is still growing on the vine.
  
  
  
  
  




 
 



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]]> http://files.posterous.com/user_profile_pics/84003/800_5.jpg http://posterous.com/people/eEUthLDgad Todd Harter NetWrkGamr Todd Harter Mon, 27 Jul 2009 07:15:45 -0700 : AARP EYE CHART - How to be crule to old guys: http://netwrkgamr.posterous.com/-aarp-eye-chart-how-to-be-crule-to-old-guys http://netwrkgamr.posterous.com/-aarp-eye-chart-how-to-be-crule-to-old-guys

How to be cruel to old guys:



AARP Eye Chart
 

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Friends come  in all sizes

They 
will support you....

And 
respect your creativity
for thinking outside the 
box...

They're there when you need a

shoulder to lean on.

Or a 
great big hug....

A true friend

takes interest in understanding

what you're all about....

They see 
beyond the black and white
to discover your true 
colors.....

And 
accept you just the way you are... 
Even when you just wake up 
in the morning

So make 
your own kind of music....

Follow 
your heart wherever it takes you....

And when 
someone reaches out to you,
Don't be afraid to love them 
back... ..

They may 
just be a friend for life...

Practice 
patience and tolerance.....

Good 
friends are hard to find,

harder to leave....
And impossible to forget!

Why not share this with all your unforgettable friends today.... I just did! 

 

 


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Can  you  imagine this guy going 90  mph  on his way to  Dallas with  these balloons trailing a few yards behind him?  


Instructions for a fun  time on the  interstate...............  
Step 1. Tie  balloons to car. 
Step 2.  Drive like a bat out of HELL!
Step 3.  Watch people freak out!!!!  

   


I don't  care who you are....that's funny.


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Can  you  imagine this guy going 90  mph  on his way to  Dallas with  these balloons trailing a few yards behind him?  


Instructions for a fun  time on the  interstate...............  
Step 1. Tie  balloons to car. 
Step 2.  Drive like a bat out of HELL!
Step 3.  Watch people freak out!!!!  

   


I don't  care who you are....that's funny.


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Things that make you say

'AW CRAP!!'




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Here's a safe sex warning ad in Taiwan. I like the added detail of how the ball hairs look like sparse Asian stubble.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/baffling-safe-sex-poster

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Another Myth Shattered!

 

 

   

Finally, someone has managed to photograph the pot at the end of the rainbow! Wouldn't you know it!!

 

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One of the best eye glass commercials I have seen.

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See the temp. gauge on the manifold under the air filter?

Know what it is for?

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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In order to avoid the Swine Flu, try to refrain from doing  

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Pictures you don't see everyday 
Must have been McNaughty.
Looks like UPS wins!!! 




Oh, come on... just one? 




Starting with spelling… 
..I think it was the FedEx driver 
Made by the school that teaches Arithetic 

 

Sometimes a name change is the best idea...




Take me to the cleaners, baby!  



Major dilemma in  California: 




How do you get there from here? 



Everything you need for your 'shotgun' wedding! 






It's a good deal, but... oh, the college costs! 





McLogic gone wrong... 






Pork the one you love? 




Still Dead, Huh??? Go Figure... 
What?  
'Mass suicides...Cows going over the edge...tonight on Channel 3 News...' 
Good Job!!   
Well, Make that "former job."




Load 'em up with burritos, Mom!! 
I'm Confused...   
How am I going to write that if I'm ILLITERATE?





I can't even comment on this one 
Must be Wyoming …Beautiful, lush lawns of dirt... 
Make up your mind!!!   
Don't drink and make signs... 





And Last but not Least…

It must have been the FedEx driver.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Nokia has finally designed a cell phone for nervous people who need to make a cell phone call while in Seattle, Newark, Anchorage, Jacksonville, East Saint Louis, New Orleans, Memphis, South Chicago, South Dallas, Houston, L.A., Miami  Detroit, Washington, D.C., parts of New York City, Buffalo, Oakland, Gary, and parts of Atlanta 


scroll down....



  

 

 

 

 

 

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